Queueing Failures

Happy Saint Nicholas’ Day, a.k.a another one of my favorite days of the year. I hope your stockings were filled with exciting presents and delicious chocolates. Today is one of the few days where people actually queue for something in Switzerland. Queueing for restaurants, bakerys, theatres, etc. isn’t a thing here unlike in London, Manhattan, Sydney, you name it. My most recent queuing failure in London was an attempt to eat at the new Thai place in town – Som Saa. We arrived at 18:30, the wait would have been 2.5 hours…  I then inquired at what time one would have to realistically come to grab a table for “normal dinner times”. The answer: 17:00. Seriously?? Who has time for that?!?

Anyways, one thing the Swiss have understood is the uselessness and inefficiency of queuing. Apart from today – my next queuing failure. On Saint Nicholas’ day, Swiss tradition is to eat a Grättimaa – sweet brioche-like bread heaven shaped like a man, the Grättimaa. If you don’t want to make them yourself, the go to bakery to buy these in town is Gilgen. Naively, I went by early afternoon thinking the rest of the world must be working – my was I taken by surprise – there were 2 queues going right out the door past the next shop! And what’s the magic of queues? They attract more and more people, because whatever is at the end must be good. The beauty of it all – some queuers didn’t even know what they were in line for! By the time I finally managed to order, I whipped out my debit card (having just returned from ‘merica where everything is paid for by card) only to hear the words: “Sorry, our card machine is broken today”. MAJOR FAIL. So I queued for nothing…. at least I know how to make them myself and I can decide on the appropriate sugar to bread ratio ;-).

Give it a go and let me know what you think.


img_1312adapted from SRF

makes 10 small men/women

You’ll need
1kg flour (if you live in Switzerland use Zopfflour)
180g butter, melted
1 cube fresh yeast (= 42g)
1 tbsp salt
60g caster sugar
500ml milk
2 eggs
sugar crystals

  1. In a large bowl, mix together your flour, salt and sugar.
  2. Warm about 200ml of the milk in a small pan and dissolve the yeast in it.
  3. Pour all your milk, your melted butter and crack one egg into the flour mixture. Combine until you have a dough. Knead for about 10 minutes until it is smooth and bubbles form. Cover with a moist kitchen towel and set aside in a warm place until doubled in size. This will take about 1h.
  4. Once doubled in size, knead again thoroughly. Divide into 5 (for large women/men) or 10 (for small women/men) equal sized parts and get creative! Shape into men, women, snowmen, animals, trees, snowflakes, whatever your inner child desires.
  5. Preheat the oven to 190-195°C, fan assisted. Place your creations on a baking tray lined with parchment paper and set aside for another 20-30 minutes to rise one last time. Brush with your second egg. Decorate with raisins, sugar crystals, chocolate chips, etc. Be generous.
  6. Bake for 15ish minutes, until light golden brown. If you have shaped larger men bake at 180°C for about 23-25ish minutes.
  7. Allow to cool completely before enjoying.

P.S. If you want to make the dough the night before you can let it rise in the fridge overnight. In the morning continue at step 4.

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