20 Things you do in your 20s:
- learn to apply liquid eyeliner
- plan a diet and gracefully break it at your next meal
- master the art of napping
- get your first (and possibly last) Brazilian wax
- avoid any sort of real responsibility
- grow your hair long enough so that it covers your boobies and practice being a mermaid in front of your mirror
- watch every single TV show in existence
- dabble in periodic self-hatred
- start going to aerobics classes
- become friends with people you would have never even spoken to in the past
- join a book club… for the brunches
- realize all adults are just making shit up as they go along
- start a blog
- count how many guys you made out with in just one night, and think its okay because you’re in your 20s (insider tip: dressing up as a slutty nurse helps increase the count)
- finally embrace your inner-nerd
- fail to accomplish menial tasks for days because no one can tell you what to do, dammit
- realize that dirty talk is okay – maybe more than okay
- start thinking cosmetic surgery is not that outrageous
- become a nihilist
- dance BECAUSE everyone is watching
BONUS
21. write lists about things you do in your 20s
Eton Twenties Mess
You will need:
Berries of choice and availability (we used strawberries, blueberries, cherries and raspberries), sliced delicately
Cream
Sugar
Vanilla
Meringue
Pecan nuts
Anything else you fancy…
Instructions:
- WHIP cream
- SMASH meringues
- CRUSH pecans
- CHUCK berries
- STUFF into mouth (or bowl, in case of others present)
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