20 Things you do in your 20s:

learn to apply liquid eyeliner
plan a diet and gracefully break it at your next meal
master the art of napping
get your first (and possibly last) Brazilian wax
avoid any sort of real responsibility
grow your hair long enough so that it covers your boobies and practice being a mermaid in front of your mirror
watch every single TV show in existence
dabble in periodic self-hatred
start going to aerobics classes
become friends with people you would have never even spoken to in the past
join a book club… for the brunches
realize all adults are just making shit up as they go along
start a blog
count how many guys you made out with in just one night, and think its okay because you’re in your 20s (insider tip: dressing up as a slutty nurse helps increase the count)
finally embrace your inner-nerd
fail to accomplish menial tasks for days because no one can tell you what to do, dammit
realize that dirty talk is okay – maybe more than okay
start thinking cosmetic surgery is not that outrageous
become a nihilist
dance BECAUSE everyone is watching

BONUS

21. write lists about things you do in your 20s

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